today we're gonna make ourselves a diamond! now, everybody: fold! polish! fold! polish! fold! polish! fold! polish! and voilá!
(the pleasure gäng recommends investing in diamonds. in these turbulent times, when governments are burning all the tax money they can possibly get a hold of: if there is one crisis-proof investment, it has to be a nice and shiny diamond. if everything falls apart, you can still look at it. please, just avoid them blood diamonds from Angola, Liberia, the Congo or the Côte d'Ivoire though.)